[D-513-01] The Consumer
Description
The Consumer, hereby referred to as D-513, is a divine level specimen. D-513 has no true form, but tends to cloak itself in an orange color with black marks upon its spine. This orange coat is usually fur, but it has been seen to be flesh. The average shape of D-513 is a cat, however when faced with a threat D-513 will malform and become a disgusting creature who knows only hunger. D-513 is able to corrupt the area around him, including himself and other organic life. The corrupted substance will malform, melt, and begin to tear.
History and Initial Contact
The dark powers of D-513 was tamed by a single man, John Arbuckle. The man was able to contain D-513 using a method unthought of by the Shroominati. Arbuckle was able to tame D-513 (who he had named Garfield) using only lasagna. It was later found out the chemical reaction of the meat, cheese, and Arbuckle’s homemade sauce was stimulating the senses of D-513. The power of D-513 was able to keep Arbuckle and those who he cared about for roughly 30 years, before Arbuckle attempted to put D-513 on a diet. Upon discovering his food source was limited, D-513 lashed out began to take over the planet he inhabited. It was at least 15 years before the Shroominati shuttle the S.S. Gay led by Captain Homo crash landed on the planet. The crew of the shuttle were all killed off by D-513. 3 weeks after their communication shut off command sent a ship of troops. The troops, not prepared to fight on this terrain, were eliminated within a few days. These events forced the Shroominati to pull back and not waste more effort on the small issue.
The Conflict with D-513
150 years after this event an exploratory ship was sent to explore a planet almost 15 systems away known as Your mom gayer. The ship landed on the planet to find that all of the Shroominati information on this planet was outdated, and in less than a week of landing the crew stopped responding to command. 2 military equipped ships landed on the planet, and reported the horrors of the planet. It had been completely overrun by something. The previous inhabitants of the planet had been malformed, their skin was melting and tearing, their bones bent and reshaped like putty. A few specimen were captured but quickly died from being moved.
After 2 months of trying to identify what had happened to this planet, a scientist by the name of Donotreadthis ran a test and discovered the source of the problem to be the planet infected with D-513. Within 150 years the creature was able to destroy anything in its path for at least 15 systems. Upon learning this, the leader of the Shroominati realized that this threat was not to be taken lightly, and so the Shroominati began fighting D-513. The “war” lasted 5 months before the troops were annihilated. As a last ditch effort the Socks were used to contain D-513 onto an experimental fake planet long enough for the Shroominati to discover the weakness of D-513. When D-513 consumed the lasagna it returned back to it;s cat-like form. D-513 was then captured and contained within a Shroominati facility and given regular supplies of lasagna to make sure D-513 doesn’t break out.
-ACCESSING OLD LOGS-
Facility Testing 1
The following logs were recorded on the date fffffffffff and are not to be viewed by individuals with a rank lower than Captain.
Log #1
Dr. Locaz: Hello HD-513. My name is Dr. Locaz, and I’ve been assigned here to learn more about you and how to keep you safe. Can you understand me?
HD-513: Yes.
Dr. Locaz: Good. Can you tell me anything about your life before the… Incident a few years ago?
HD-513: Well Doc, it all started when ffffffffffffffffffffffff home fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffpaperfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffreedomfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Dr. Locaz: Thank you for your cooperation. That will be all for today.
Despite their hostile demenier beforehand HD-513 seemed lazy, and compliant with Dr. Locaz.
Log #9
Dr. Locaz: HD-513, it’s important to your safety that we know how you ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff causing the ship to crash
HD-513:It’s simple, your fffffffffffffffffffffff on the ships was vulnerable letting me ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Dr. Locaz: Is there any other weaknesses you were able to locate on the ship before you took it down? It doesn’t make sense that you were able to take it down merely through the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff causing the ffffffffffffffffffffff to react the way it did
HD-513: It doesn’t seem like much but if you were to fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff the rest is simple
Dr.Locaz: Thank you for your time. Your meal will be with you shortly
Shortly after this a new experiment began on HD-513 involving what foods were able to sustain his hunger
Log #31
HD-513: What do you want from me today Doc?
Dr. Locaz: Nothing. I’ve come to inform you that I will no longer be seeing you. You’re being transferred to base ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff and someone else will handle you
HD-513 looked visibly upset before Dr. Locaz quickly left the facility
Facility Testing 2
Due to HD-513’s increasingly rising levels of danger they have been moved to base fffffffffffffffffffffffffff, one of the most secure bases under Shroominati control. The base once held HDO-148 for a short time, and security has not faltered since. Other specimen in it’s care include PE-580 and PE-191, both PE level specimen bordering on a classification change.
Log #38
Experimentation continues on HD-513 from it’s high security chamber. It’s old base didn’t give us the full files so we don’t know what experiments were going on from there. They didn’t specify on the diet so we’ll continue to feed it the usual food we give to the specimen
Log #53
HD-513 seems to be growing in size and have become what can only be described as, “goo like” we don’t know what could be causing this. Further investigation will resume until the problem is solved
Log #86
HD-513 has stopped responding to caretakers and has become much larger than when we first got him. We’ve sent in someone to check on him and are waiting for an answer from them.
Log #87
HD-513 has broken out of it’s chamber. Communication between staff has been eliminated. Me and several others have hauled up in the safe room. We’ll try to last until command gets suspicious but who knows when that will be
Log #89
On further investigation we’ve discovered what exactly took out communication. HD-513 managed to release a majority of the specimen in the facility. If command isn’t here in the next 3 days we’ll have to use the last resort
Log #92
No signs of command, the remaining staff have come to the decision that the best course of action would be to activate the bomb on location that will wipe out the facility. Not sure if we’ll be able to survive the blast from this bunker. If this is the last log you can assume that we, or at least I didn’t survive. Please, tell my family I love them.
Log #???
I don’t know how long we’ve been in the bunker, but something is still out there. Whether it’s HD-513 or some other specimen that was able to survive the blast meant to take out HD level specimen we’re not sure. All we can do now if hope that thing doesn’t bust through and kill us before command realizes we’re still alive. We found a working radio, it shouldn’t be long.
Log #113
Command finally contacted us. It seems like we’ll make it out of here. We filled command in on what happened on our side, and that they should come equipped to either kill or recapture that thing out there.
Log #125
We’re finally out. Command came through and recaptured whatever creatures were out there. Don’t know much more but I’m glad to be alive.
Casualties
All 50 PE class specimen were atomized in the blast. The 25 N class specimen’s corpses were found still smoking. 4 out of 7 of the HD class specimens were found alive and injured, 2 escaped, 1 was killed, and 1 has been promoted to D class and recaptured. Further experiments will be put on hold for the new D class until a private facility is constructed for it.